Coming soon to your parish?

Check out Our Lady of the Enneagram for the latest and greatest.

They say:
"We are a post-modern Catholic Community moulded on principles of pan-optic theology and Sophia restoration. Membership is automatic upon logging onto this site thus allowing you to experience full active and conscious participation in this inclusive non-judgemental, non-dicriminating, post-patriarchal, neo-feminist, depapalised, mono-lingual church."

Sound like any parishes you know? Before you get too upset (or elated, as the case may be), it is a parody!