His newest addition to the list of Liturgical Disorders is that of:
Leotardation:
This extremely strange physical and mental psychosis causes the person to have the urge to dress in leotards and prance around the sanctuary. This is often associated with additionally waving banners, streamers, or other props around in some rhythmic movement. If this is observed do not approach the individual but immediately call your local institute for the liturgically insane.Here is a picture (from my parish) of Leotardation in action:
To see The Curt Jester's post on LD, go here.
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