Have a look The Curt Jester's "Spiritbusters"

Looking around your parish do you have homilies that could have been copied out of Ms. Magazine? Are your chances of hearing the words Father, Son, and Holy Spirit less than that of being hit directly by a metorite? Have architects transformed your church so much that you now are tempted to genuflect when you enter a gymnasium? Are you more likely to have a leotard Sunday instead of Laetare Sunday? If you answered in the affirmative to any of these questions then who are you going to call?

See the answer here.