Town Talk for March 9

I was a little disappointed that I didn't see any "Town Talk" entries this morning before I left for work...But the Post came through with a couple, I see this evening...

Change your ways, Burke
I think Archbishop Burke needs to get down off his high horse or ride out of town on it.

Apparently someone wasn't really thinking too clearly - How does one "get down off one's horse and then ride outta town on it?"

Seeing as this comes from the Wentzville Journal, the statement seems out of character...This was a largely rural area before the "flight" from St Louis City and County...

Comment about pope shows lack of knowledge
The comment last week about worshiping the pope and referring to him as the Holy Father obviously shows lack of knowledge about religion in the Catholic faith. No one worships him; we do respect him. When you check the words "Holy" and "Father" in the dictionary, it will give you something better to do than to run down someone's religion.

Should we assume that a dictionary is available?

Source.