Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Random Ponderings

This came via email this morning (apologies if you've already heard it):

Three Things to Ponder

1. COWS,
2. THE CONSTITUTION, and
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS


COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow with mad cow disease, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 12 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.


THE CONSTITUTION

Everyone keeps talking about a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.


TEN COMMANDMENTS

Is this, maybe, the real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse?

You cannot post...

"Thou Shalt Not Steal,"
"Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and
"Thou Shall Not Lie"

...in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment!

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