What Foley learned in Congress: Play the Blame Game

Mark Foley, the Congressional homosexual pervert, is now claiming to have been molested when he was a youngster...What convenience! Having discovered that his seeking treatment for alcohol abuse was not helping, he needed another way to juxtapose his position from molester to victim. And what better way is there to do that? Blame a priest (preferably a dead one who cannot defend himself) and the Church!

I sincerely hope that his claim of abuse by a priest is fully investigated so that it can be determined whether Foley is a slimy, pathetic, perverted, lying reprobate or if, by chance, there might be some truth coming from his lips...

But then, that seems to be quite it stretch considering statements like this, from his attorney:

[Attorney David Roth], the lawyer [representing Foley] said Foley, who is now in treatment for alcohol abuse, never had any inappropriate sexual contact with a minor.

One can only wonder what the Clintonesque phrase "inappropriate sexual contact" really means...perhaps he can also tell us what "appropriate sexual contact" with minors would be.